Beyond The Law
Charlie Sheen grows a beard and goes undercover as an outlaw biker. Exactly as you would imagine it would pan out.
Beyond The Poseidon Adventure
Silly cash-in sequel, with Michael Caine a salvage merchant trying to remove anything valuable from a capsized cruiseliner, whilst ‘Greek Orthodox volunteer marine paramedics’ led by creepy Telly Savalas try not to look suspicious. Absolutely awful, but compellingly watchable.
Michael Angelis becomes the manager of a crappy club in a crappy part of Liverpool, just in time to deal with being double-booked on New Year’s Eve by parties of both Irish Catholics and Irish Protestants. Elvis Costello is a magician, Joanne Whalley a kitchen porter and Bernard Hill a reflective bouncer. Very odd. From director Peter Smith and an Alan Bleasdale (of course) script.
Night Of The Juggler
Odd thriller/chase movie, with ex-cop James Brolin chasing down the psycho (Cliff Gorman) who has kidnapped his daughter mistakenly thinking she’s the progeny of a rich businessman. Gritty stuff from Robert Butler.
Guardians Of The Galaxy
Zany space pirates end of the Marvel universe, with strong ensemble including Chris Pratt, Vin Diesel, Zoe Saldana, Dave Bautista, John C Reilly and Michael Rooker. Not wholly to my taste, but watchable.
Ryan O’Neal channels his best Alain Delon as an emotionally still getaway driver pursued by jittery cop Bruce Dern. Less muscle-headed than Walter Hill’s subsequent work.
Matthew Vaughn and Jane Goldman perfectly capture the colour saturated ultraviolent Mark Millar postmodern (can we still say that?) comic about an ordinary kid who decides to become a masked vigilante. With Aaron Johnson, ChristopherMintz-Plasse, Mark Strong, Chloë Grace Moretz and Nicolas Cage.
That Gal…Who Was in That Thing: That Guy 2
Lesser known but familiar women actors talking about being lesser known but familiar women actors, with Catherine Hicks, Alicia Coppola and Roxanne Hart. Directed by Ian Roumain and Michael Schwartz.